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Tila Tequila Sex Tape Prank

To the three of you who still believe that “Tila Tequila Uncorked” was released without the consent of Tila Tequila herself: a quick look at this “prank” video by the website Egotastic, where Tila surprises unsuspecting “Uncorked” viewers, should quickly dispel that notion.

Unless, you know, you can think of some reason why an angry, betrayed Tequila would participate in what is ultimately further promo for her romp with two well known pornstars. Frankly, we can’t… but hey, if your imagination is powerful enough to come up with one (maybe involving dragons?), then more power to you.

Here’s the NSFW video of said prank, it contains some nudity and sexy bits.

Heidi Montag Says Jennifer Aniston Banned Her From Movie Premiere

Despite shooting a tiny cameo in Jennifer Aniston’s movie Just Go With It, Heidi Montag says that she was put on the blacklist for the NYC premiere earlier this week. Heidi told Us Weekly that Jennifer Aniston banned her.

Us Weekly reports:

“I was so excited! This is the first movie I’ve ever been in and I can’t walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was ‘too polarizing.’ … I’ve been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it’s just really upsetting that she would do this to me. … She should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me is really disheartening.”

Jennifer Aniston denies she got Heidi banned, and I’m forced to believe her. No reason not too really. I mean Jennifer recently agreed to be on “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” with TILA TEQUILA! Knowing full well she’d be spending the rest of her day covered in flea dip while her clothes burn in a chimney in the backyard. So being in the same vicinity as someone trying to make a career for herself by being a “pump-me-up-and-sex-me doll” seems quite tame in comparison.

As for the pictures attached to this post, they are of Heidi on the set for the movie, and judging by them I think it’s safe to say that when Heidi dies her corpse would stay pliable and not decompose for thousands of years. I’m actually seriously contemplating digging her up after she offs herself and having a “Real doll” that could pass down for generations.

Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It
Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It
Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It
Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It
Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It
Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It
Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It
Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It
Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It
Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It
Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It
Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It

Tila Tequila’s Other Sex Tape is About to be Released

That right there peopls is the DVD cover for Tila Tequila Uncorked, the sex tape that Tila Tequila DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE! (Her wallet however really, really wants you to see it.) This sex tape of Tila and two girls is being released by Vivid on Valentine’s Day. How romantic. Sadly, the press release doesn’t reveal much about the tape itself, but we do know that it’s totally, certifiably real, and – well, we’ll let Steven Hirsch take this one:

Their sex is extraordinarily graphic and hot. We know that our fans will enjoy it because Tila’s sexual appetite is like her life style – she holds nothing back.

The cover however does reveal that it’s a Two-Disc set! How much footage could there possibly be? Is the second disc just Easter eggs and a green screen tutorial? Or just the movie Clash Of The Titans in its entirety?

Tila Tequila Gives Kate Major a STD Covered Kiss

Tabloid writer Kate Major celebrated her birthday with a smooch from attention whore Tila Tequila at West Hollywood’s House of Blues Tuesday night while random people like Michael Lohan and Tila’s new boyfriend Apollo Green looked on (guess she isn’t a lesbian anymore). Basically the who’s who of who gives a crap. Intrestingly enough Tiger Woods’ former porn star mistress Joslyn James, was also there celebrating her 33rd birthday and her nomination for an AVN award .

And I know what you are all thinking; Who are these people and why should I give a shit? Is there a reason that Tila shouldn’t have kissed Kate? Have these people done anything to warrant me caring? Is my life somehow less complete because I don’t know who they are?

The truth is we just wanted to weave Tiger’s name into the most random story possible, SO BAM, mission complete. That $60 office pool is now mine.

Tila Tequila Kisses Kate Major
Tila Tequila Kisses Kate Major
Tila Tequila Kisses Kate Major
Tila Tequila Kisses Kate Major
Tila Tequila Kisses Kate Major
Tila Tequila Kisses Kate Major
Tila Tequila Kisses Kate Major
Tila Tequila Kisses Kate Major
Tila Tequila Kisses Kate Major
Tila Tequila Kisses Kate Major
Tila Tequila Kisses Kate Major

Tila Tequila Got a Beating She Deserved. Probably.

Far be it from us to know if she actually deserved it… but Tila Tequila landed in Los Angeles last night with her face covered in minor lacerations and immediately made a trip to the hospital to get her face stitched. Stitched because they wouldn’t stop bleeding (as we barely can hold in our cheerful giggles).

Tila didn’t get the stitches done in Illinois because she wanted to get the hell outta dodge. The folks back in Illinois aren’t going to be so lucky, because she still plans on suing.

If you’re interested, this is where all of the Tila cutting madness happened. We hope you enjoy it as we did – WAY too damn much.

Johnson & Johnson Heiress Found Dead

Casey Johnson, the 30 yr old heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, was discovered dead in her home on Monday morning. It appears that the heiress died of natural causes, however various reports are circulating claiming she was addicted to several perscription medications. Johnson also suffered from diabetes and sources claims she was hospitalized several times in the past year after falling into a diabetic coma.

Police investigators claim there is no evidence of foul play, and the coroner’s office will take over to determine the ultimate cause of death. Casey is survived by her father Woody Johnson, owner for the NY Jets and a three year old daughter Ava.

Johnson made headlines last year when she was charged with grand theft for stealing household items from a former girlfriend and she was also allegedly engaged to Tila Tequila. Tequila claims she and Johnson had been fighting and that Johnson stayed at her home on Dec. 28th, however she had been unable to get in contact with Casey since and her phone was shut off since Dec. 29th! Police investigators have revealed to TMZ.com that it appears that Johnson may have been dead for several days before her body was discovered.
Story is still developing!



Attention Seeker Tila Tequila Suddenly Has Injuries


There is not much I get bent out of shape about, but as the Tila Tequila (real surname is Nguyen) & Shawne Merriman question mark unfolds I can’t help but smell a rat. Days after she was examined by paramedics and the San Diego Sheriff’s Department she conveniently wears a short sleeved shirt seeking out paparazzi to photograph her. But what else could we expect from a has been ex-realty show (MTV) has been?

If you are not familiar with the story, here is a quick run-down. On September 7, 2009 San Diego Charger Linebacker Shawn Merriman is arrested at around 3:45 am at his San Diego home. Her side… He tried to choke and restrain her from leaving his home. His side, he tried to stop her from leaving while drunk.

I am on record as stating I have my doubts of Tequila’s story, but even if everything she said about the incident is true, she’s handled it like the attention ho many have said she is.

Since she placed him under (of all things) citizens arrest, she has done nothing to lay low or nurse her wounds or seek counseling or do anything a victim would generally do. Instead she of all things “Tweeted” about it within hours. Meanwhile Jan Caldwell (Public Information Officer) in a stand-up interview outside the Sheriff’s Department stated, “Our deputies did not notice any physical injuries on her. He was taken into custody because she filed a citizens arrest; and by law we have to do that. “

Merriman quickly issued his own statement through his attorney. “There have been no charges filed against me. I want to thank the San Diego Sheriff’s Department for their professionalism. I will continue to cooperate fully with the Department.”

Since that time, Tequila has been on the attack. Tequila has been openly searching out media outlets to attack Merriman, yet when any media source investigates the matter the only thing that reporters find are concerns pointing back at Tequila.

So far the facts point back at Tequila as the agent provocateur. Witnesses has corroborated Merriman’s claims that Tequila was drunk the night of his arrest.

When Merriman’s supporters and statement through his attorney got back to Tequila that she was intoxicated the night of the event she immediately tweeted: “I am allergic to alcohol. It has been publicly known for years. That is how I got the name Tila ‘Tequila’ cuz the irony. I can’t drink.” It seems Tequila is just lying in wait for a chance to jump into the spot light.

She continued with inane tweets like this one: and that “club owner” who also said I was drinking….oh geez…why didn’t they mention that HE OWNS THAT CLUB! LMFAO! Nice coverup…nice.

I guess no one had the heart to tell Tila that the statement of ‘club owner’ pretty much indicates he owns the club. And we are giving this woman attention?

The latest developments are that Tequila has tweeted she is going to meet with the DA’s office. Why does this happen? After anyone is arrested it is the DA’s office job to decide if their is a case they can prosecute. They don’t prosecute cases that they don’t feel they can win. So why have this meeting with Tequila at all with so little to go on? Right now the DA’s office denies they have had or will have a meeting with Tila Tequila. It appears to be just more of her dog & pony shows and the DA’s office is doing all they can to pacify her so they can get on to real cases.

There are LOADS of celebrity blogger sites getting sucked into the Tila Tequila hype machine only to back off later when they realize she’s full of lies. But in today’s age, a man is guilty upon accusation and once the media start piling on, you wonder if you can ever get a fair shake.

It appears this time, some in the media kept the other bad bloggers on balance and did not find Merriman guilty without just reason.

Bottom line, the DA is not on Tequila’s side at present. Without the support of the DA’s office Tila Tequila is whom the media should be piling on. She has already made big trouble for Merriman’s employment with the Chargers. Her false accusations may not lead to a false criminal trial, but they may cost an innocent man his job.

Here is my personal advice to you readers. Look at her photo. Police would have seen those bruises the morning of the alleged assault. There would have been NO missing them. And while bruises take days to display, injury from any bruise is immediate. They just don’t turn color for days. Police know how to determine the date of an injury based on the color stage of the bruise. Last, she has no marks on her neck. Tila’s original story stated she was choked. Such a large man and tiny woman would have easily resulted in marks on her neck.

What’s more the marks on her arms, circular. So what did he do? Punch her on each arm? I can just see her at home now taking some blunt object and hitting each arm. Don’t laugh too hard. Imagine if she would have gotten away with this. It’s utterly sick to think she dressed specifically to display the injuries. This woman is a sicko. The only good news is that all men should avoid her like the plague or risk being falsely accused by her later.

In the end how much credibility does she have over Merriman? One can’t delineate all her tweets but she was actually going as far as to ask her Twitter followers to “chargers suck” to make it trend. Who is the real victim here?

The woman is full of it and should be ignored by all for the rest of her life. She just wants attention. Let’s hope this is her last 15 minutes of fame and she becomes the pariah she deserves to be.



Tila Tequila’s Adoption Dreams


Continuing to promote her new love guide, Tila Tequila was spotted doing her best to boost interest in “Hooking Up With Tila Tequila” in Toronto, Canada on Tuesday evening (December 9).

Following a quick stop at MTV studios, the “A Shot at Love” babe then ventured over to Chapters to greet fans and autograph copies of her new book.Meanwhile, Tila recently expressed an interest in becoming a mother someday soon, telling Us magazine that she’s keen on adoption.

“I definitely want to adopt a boy. Sometimes I think, like, let’s just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing,” the reality starlet tells.

Continuing on, Tila adds, “But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything.”

Tila Tequila Teaches Us How to Hookup


Not only is she a staple on MTV’s Reality TV rotation, but Tila Tequila is also a published author. And yesterday she was spotted signing copies of her new book.

The “A Shot at Love” babe turned up at the Barnes & Noble Bookstore in Downtown Manhattan to meet and greet fans and autograph copies of “Hooking Up With Tila Tequila.”“Hooking Up” is being billed as “a guide to love, fame, happiness, success, and being the life of the party,” and with a description like that, who wouldn’t want a copy?

As for her reality show digs, Tila is stepping away from her “A Shot at Love” gig to give two bisexual twins a chance to make their mark. “A Double Shot at Love” is the show’s new incarnation starring the ikki twins, Rikki and Vikki.

Ikki Twins: Double Shot at Love

“Ikki Twins,”world’s hottest twins at Shot at Love
Meet the “Ikki Twins,” the self-described world’s hottest twins. See their photos, biography and see a video of hot sisters here. They will reportedly host the new “Shot at Love” series on MTV later this year.It was revealed that Rikki and Vikki are taking over from Tila Tequila on the bisexual dating show on MTV as it enters Season 3, which this time is called “Double Shot at Love.” The gals are hot hot hot as you shall soon see.

They are a dynamic duo of modeling, having stuck together through thick and thin. Their first gig was Hooters as waitresses, but they shortly parlayed their best assets into positions as spokesmodels for the Hooters franchise. Until now their biggest claim to photoshoot fame was in the Playboy leather collection. Their playboy pictures are smoking.

They also make for a great interview. Read the Ikki Twins, Rikki and Vikki, disuss their modeling career, favorite beers, hard partying and sexual escapades at Import Tuner magazine. Rikki is the “bad twin” with three tattoos on her left nipple, eyebrow and succulent neck. They sleep together in hotels, sharing a bed and all.

Biographical tidbits: The hot sisters were born February 18th in San Diego. Their hobbies include dancing, cheerleading, boys, partying, cars, and drawing. Drawing?In addition to Playboy, they have appeared as Benchwarmer models, Umbrella Girls models, and have their very own month in a calendar called Fast N Sexy.”

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