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The nearly broke Lindsay Lohan is reportedly seeking half a MILLION dollars to promote an energy drink in Dubai … and if she can get it, well, more power to her.
She’ll probably waste it, to be sure, but more power to her. Not that she necessarily will. The company is, understandably, balking at that absurd amount.
“Lindsay wants $500,000 for an appearance in Dubai to promote Mr. Pink’s Ginseng Energy Drink, which executives are apprehensive about,” says a source.
Mr. Pink is prepared to offer $200,000 plus travel expenses. Not a bad payday, but even that could be at risk due to her constant legal woes. Says the source:
“The trip might not happen at all because of Lindsay’s criminal past and pending criminal charges. Dubai has very strict laws about convicted criminals entering the country.”
Moreover, Lindsay is very upset about her financial problems and doesn’t trust her new lawyer, Mark Heller, to handle the Dubai travel issues,” the insider added.
The troubled starlet, 26, was recently forced to move from LA back to NYC because she could no longer afford to pay the $8,000 monthly rent on her house.
“Lindsay is being forced to live at home with Dina because she can’t afford any other options at the moment,” an insider said. “Lindsay Lohan is broke, flat-out.”
“She can’t even afford to rent a two-bedroom apartment in North Hollywood.”
Living at home with mom was cramping LiLo’s hard partying lifestyle, and even that could be at risk. The $1.3 million Long Island mansion may soon be foreclosed on.
Dina Lohan’s financial problems have been well-chronicled throughout the years, as the world’s worst momager is reportedly more than $1 million in the red.
Like mother like daughter.
As for the energy drink appearance, “simply must happen for Lindsay. She is absolutely desperate for the cash,” the insider said. Cross your fingers.
Because today it’s “believe whatever bullshit D-listers come out with” day, Sophie Monk, you know, the chick who’s been topless more times than Mel Gibson had Jew-fueled DUIs, has turned down $1million offer to do Playboy because it would hurt her movie career. You’re allowed to laugh.
Here’s parts of the interview she gave to an Australian radio station:
‘I got offered Playboy, the cover.’
‘They’re trying every angle to get me to do it. They’re relaunching the whole thing and making it old school again because it kind of lost it for me.’
‘Some people are like, no,’ . ‘My agent said it could stop me getting movies.’
‘I’ve done a movie as not myself for like $2.50 showing my boobs, but being me naked selling magazines for men to get excited over is a different story for me, personally.’
Holly Madison might not be the boob we think she is.
The heavy-topped model is apparently well aware of her one marketable asset and has taken out a $1 million insurance policy on her breasts.
Holly did it to protect herself and those who appear in her Las Vegas production, Peepshow, Hef’s ex tells People:
“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. I thought I’d cover my assets.”
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You know how they were looking for a big star to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, because Charlie Sheen finally fully metamorphosed into a full drug-demon? Well it turns out that CBS were likethisclose to signing America’s one-time favorite British person to join the cast of America’s one-time favorite sitcom, Hugh Grant in other words. They were going to give him a million bucks an episode, but he pulled out at the last minute because of “creative differences.”
I can only imagine Hugh’s insistence on a tranny hooker to play the “and a half” man must’ve killed the deal.
Well dodged, Grant. Though, I suppose, quality or not, a million dollars a week is a million f$%king dollars a week. You know what I would do for a million dollars a week? I’d probably kill at least a few of you. I’m just putting it out there. Not trying to make you scared, this is just a hypothetical. But if that were offered, a few of you, and I’m not going to say who, would probably be killed, by me. Just saying. That’s a lot of money.
Charlie Sheen is once again taking shot after shot at Chuck Lorre and Two and a Half Men, claiming both are failures without the Warlock at the helm.
It’s been way too long since the last chapter of this war of words.
In response to Lorre’s comments that Men may go on sans Sheen, the actor says his former boss is a “sad silly fool” and an “A-hole p*ssy loser.”
That and a “low rent, nut-less sociopath,” among other things.
Charlie says he made the show, and the ratings prove his point.
Sheen absolutely unloaded on Lorre in an interview with TMZ at the notion that he would be replaced in a new season, with Jon Cryer getting a bigger role.
He says, “… No one cares about your feeble show without me,” adding, “The ratings right now are not a fluke. It’s a big fat mess. A 2.0 demo. That sucks.”
It does, for sure, but we’re talking about re-runs now. Re-runs only airing because Sheen went off the rails and was fired from the show. Details …
“Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map?” Charlie Sheen laments, undeterred. “The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets?”
“I busted my ass for eight years to support your vision. They are voting you off the AA island. Even those clowns have no room for you anymore.”
Seriously, Chuck. Think of how many days Charlie showed up hung over. For YOU man. Don’t you have any respect for this upstanding, altruistic artiste?
Even though Nic Cage is broke and owes about 17 billion dollars to the government (in reality almost 14 million dollars in back taxes) he seems to have found enough spare change under his couch to have his awesome pyramid/glorified butt plug renovated to look brand new.
I gotta admit though, I completely dig the pyramid. I’m thinking of doing something similar, but cooler. Like with subterranean tunnels and big stone balls queued up to roll down and crush grave robbers. I’d also have awesome zombiefied slaves prepared to fire poison darts into the necks of unwary interlopers.
Then on the day of my funeral I also want every radio station in the world to only play Elvis songs and women to abstain from sex for 3 months after my death.
Wait what was I talking about, oh yeah Nicky Cage, yeah he doesn’t have any money anymore.