September 30th, 2011 
Locky 
Holly Madison (pictured here holding what seems to be a giant new age vibrator, obviously some sort of a prize for her contribution to human kind) has insured her implants with Lloyds Of London for $1million, according to PEOPLE:
“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”
Literally.
Madison appears topless during segments of the Vegas show, which, in her mind, made the insurance policy necessary. She also comprehends the quirkiness of it all.
“I think it’s kind of funny. I think they’re getting the credit they deserve,” she said. “They’re my primary money makers right now.“
In related news, i have just insured these two bags of Cheetos on my desk for $250,000. They are my daily sustenance, so one can argue that without them i can’t make the $25 per week that i earn writing celebrity bullshit such as this one. You have to protect your assets in life. Holly taught me that.
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