Here’s David Hasselhoff leaving Clinton’s Celebrity Fastcard Event in London with his girlfriend Hayley last night, moments before she dumped him (he actually tweeted this a couple of hours later: “So Hayley Roberts Has dumped me”) and for the life of me I can’t understand what propelled her to do such a cruel, cruel thing. Was it perhaps that he wanted to pass alcohol breath as CPR to all the Baywatch-themed ladies at the event? Or that he confused a man’s head for a giant cheeseburger and went for it? Or that he was flirting with the pavement moments after he arrived at the event? Really, Hayley, give the man a break! After all, he did propose to you…4 TIMES!!! At least no one can blame him for lack of eagerness. Or inability to humiliate himself over and over and over again.
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David Hasselhoff (here showing how recurrent alcoholism can be so much fun) has proposed to his girlfriend three times so far, and thrice he has been denied. But certain she will eventually realize being a donor for his failing pancreas is something worth getting married for, he will keep proposing until she says “yes”. Or until he gets himself killed. Either way, this is not going to have a happy ending.
“I proposed to her when we were in South Africa when we were under the ocean in a cage watching sharks and she refused even after I had told her that I was going to open the gate of the cage and we will be eaten by sharks.
“I even proposed to her in front of charging elephants and she still said no so I will again propose, as I do bungee jumping or the swing,”
He added: “For the next three days we are here in Victoria Falls and we intend to do a lot of adventure activities as we have a lot of fun with my fiancee and my cousin, as we see the world together.
“So basically we are having more of fun than anything. Here in Victoria Falls it is very spiritual. I think that sitting on the edge of the falls is the closest that you’ll ever come to God. And you’re going to want to jump.
“It is so powerful, you’ll just want to give yourself back to God .”
- BANG! Showbiz
Lady Gaga was at the MetLife Stadium yesterday to watch the NY Giants Vs the St.Louis Rams when…wait a minute, is that a nipple i see through the corpse disposal bag she wore as a top? Oh yeah, for sure…but i digress. Anyhow, she was about to make a toast to the Giants when she started pouring champagne on the VIP box floor. What a waste! You know how many millions of children are starv…wait, we’re talking about alcohol, scratch that. You know what David Hasselhoff would give up to be that concrete floor right now? Thoughtless woman!
David Hasselhoff got into a blow-out argument with his girlfriend last night, and hotel security had to intervene – right before his 59th birthday party.
Hasselhoff and Hayley Roberts were at the Wynn in Vegas to celebrate his birthday. Friends were throwing the bash for him at Blush, inside the hotel.
Earlier in the evening, however, Hasselhoff’s girlfriend made a call to security and one source says she appeared to have been in some sort of distress.
Security came, and for a while there was some question as to whether David would make it to his own party, but as seen above, he did indeed show.
Everyone then calmed down, no arrests were made and no charges were pressed against Roberts or the former America’s Got Talent judge.
Happy birthday, The Hoff.
Brace yourself! Because you may find this simply shocking, but Nicole Kidman has used Botox! She told some random German magazine reporter that: “I’ve tried a lot of things but apart from working out and a good diet most things don’t help. I even tried Botox but I didn’t like how my face looked afterwards. Now I don’t use it anymore, and I can move my forehead again! I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything.” But seriously though Nicole, just Botox? At one point she looking like she was dipping in formaldehyde. Besides that quote is kind of like David Hasselhoff saying that he tried drinking but he didn’t like it.
But hey, new year new you!
David Hasselhoff was feeling hassled, no wait, hasselhoffed (HAHA holy shit I’m hilarious) after becoming the first celebrity voted off ‘Dancing With the Stars’ on Tuesday. Friends and insiders close to the ‘Baywatch’ star say David was shocked and humiliated by the surprising results.
“David thought he had a bigger fan base and just can’t understand what happened,” a friend of The Hoff’s said. “He honestly thought he had a chance to win this competition. He would have never agreed to even participate if he thought for one second he would be the first to go.”
And just like his dance moves, the bruised drama queen didn’t exactly accept his defeat with grace.
“David is blaming everyone but himself for the vote,” a friend of his said. “Backstage after the show, he was blaming the producers, the lighting guys and even the costume department.”
Aww, poor little Mitch Buchanan. Maybe he should have rolled around the floor drunk while eating a cheeseburger and uttered incoherent sentences, people seemed to love that last time around and it sure as heck didn’t humiliate him at all.
Now he’ll be the guy that America decided was less talented than Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Bristol Palin.
Good God. Dancing With the Stars must be running out of “stars” to use. Bristol Palin is moving on from her recent breakup from Levi Johnston by joining a lame ass reality show. Sarah Palin’s 19-year-old daughter has officially been cast on season 11 of ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ according to E! News.
Although she has never danced before, Palin is looking forward to living in LA while the show tapes and is bringing her son, Tripp, with her. What a nice town for a nice little family.
According to E! News, David Hasselhoff, Audrina Patridge, The Situation and Brandy have all been cast on the upcoming season of the show.
Sadly for David Hasselhoff, his life seems to have taken a very bad turn. It appears the once popular TV star has only one love in life, his penchant for drinking. It’s a struggle his own daughters tried to embarrass him into overcoming by placing a video of him on the Internet where he couldn’t even eat a sandwich off the floor.
It’s become so bad for Hasselhoff that he couldn’t stay sober for his visit to his beloved Germany as a presenter in the European Music Awards. See the video below and you decide if he was drunk.
Earlier in the week Hasselhoff was in Canada. There he had to be escorted out after arguing with an elderly patron. He was thought to be drunk. Have we all seen this before? Will the final headline for Hasselhoff be like that of Michael Jackson and others? Let’s hope that some tipping point takes place where he not only realizes his problem and addiction that he takes a road to recovery.
Former ‘Baywatch’ star David Hasselhoff– who already appeared in the documentary show ‘Meet the Hasselhoffs’ earlier this year – has reportedly signed up to do a new reality show on A+E with his teenage daughters Hayley and Taylor.
“We are discussing a possibility of doing a documentary series with David and his kids,” a representative for the network told TMZ.
Sources at the TV network say that a contract has not been made yet, but Hayley, 17, insists the deal has already been finalised.
“The Hasselhoffs signed the deal with A+E… Get ready for it,” Hayley wrote on her Twitter page.
David has Hayley and 19-year-old Taylor with his ex-wife, actress Pamela Bach – who will not appear in the show.
A spokesperson for David confirmed the star is in talks with the network but claims details have not yet been finalized.
The America’s Got Talent 2009 winner is Kevin Skinner. The Wednesday, September 16, 2009 season finale saw the country singer and chicken catcher crowned the winner, receiving one million dollar prize as well as the Las Vegas headline show.The two-hour season finale, full of excitement, suspense and the fanfare of live performances, saw, in the end the chicken catcher and country singer Kevin Skinner, 35 years old and from Mayfield, Kentucky, become the 2009 winner.
The program’s judges throughout the season were Piers Morgan, David Hasselhoff, and Sharon Osbourne with host Nick Cannon. With a field of strong contenders, including the trio of singing children known as Voices of Glory, with a heartrending backstory of helping their mother by singing to her as she was comatose in the hospital after an accident as well as the second place finisher, Barbara Padilla who triumphed over cancer.
After the long season, The America’s Got Talent 2009 Top 10 finalists were:
Voices of Glory
Final performances took place on Monday, September 14, (a detailed recap is here) with the audience then given the opportunity to vote for the winner.
From the Top 10, the Top 5 America’s Got Talent 2009 finalists were:
Kevin Skinner – Winner
Barbara Padilla – Second
Recycled Percussion – Third
Texas Tenors – Fourth
Voices of Glory – Fifth
It was a close race once the top two finalists were announced. Kevin Skinner had immediately won over audiences with his humble presence, and self-professed profession as chicken catcher. Who would have imagined the emotionally stirring and musically accomplished performance of the Garth Brooks classic, If Tomorrow Never Comes.
Similarly Barbara Padilla had won over America as well. Facing a cancer diagnosis, undergoing chemotherapy and radiation and ultimately prevailing with her health and her voice intact, she has been more than a sentimental favorite; she has had the vocal prowess proving her worthy of winning.
And as always, with two strong contenders there could be only one winner of the Las Vegas headliner show and the million dollar prize.That is the latest word on the America’s Got Talent 2009 winner, Kevin Skinner.