Posts Tagged ‘Assets’

Old and beautiful

Check out these yesteryear actresses who raised the temperatures with their enviable curves and sizzling hot-bod!
Zeenat Aman was probably the boldest yesteryear actress. The actress’ bold display in ‘Satyam Shivam Sundaram’ took the nation by storm. Zeenat flaunted her assets in other movies as well.

Best assets

Let’s have a look at the best assets in the showbiz.

Celebs with insured assets

Take a look…

Demi Moore to file for divorce

To absolutely nobody’s surprise, Ashton Kutcher’s and Demi Moore’s Kabbalah counseling sessions last week failed to erase the burning images of hot tub orgies in Demi’s mind, and since his $9.99 red string no longer holds the power to make him forget he’s married to brittle bones and that thoughts of younger poon must not be entertained, Demi Moore has been left with no other choice but to take naked pictures of herself with hate graffiti on her chest and post them on Twitter. Just kidding, she’s filing for a divorce.

Here’s DailyMail quoting an “entertainment industry insider”:

‘Miss Moore has been totally humiliated. On Friday, therefore, she consulted a lawyer about getting a divorce.

‘The discussion included her living arrangements and how a divorce  would impact her assets. She is worth about 150 million and Kutcher is also worth close to that.

‘This is a huge and very tough decision for Miss Moore to take. But her trust has been shattered.’

‘She desperately wanted to save their marriage,’ the source added. ‘But the Sara Leal story was a hard one for Kutcher to deny because it was backed up by the seedy photos of him partying.’

And since we’re all about hard evidence backing up a story, here’s a bunch of pictures of Sara Leal and her friends partying it up in Vegas. Ok, so Ashton is not anywhere in the pictures, but trust us, he was there. We dusted for fingerprints.


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Holly Madison insures her breasts for $1 mn

Holly Madison insures her breasts for $1 mnHolly Madison, the former girlfriend of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, has reportedly insured her breasts for 1 million dollars.

Madison, 31, said that she insured her famous assets with Lloyd’s of London to protect them while appearing in her Las Vegas production, ‘Peepshow’.

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not? because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she told People magazine.

“I thought I’d cover my assets,” she added.

Madison, however, also comprehends the quirkiness of it.

“I think it’s kind of funny. I think they’re getting the credit they deserve. They’re my primary money makers right now,” she added.

Holly Madison insured her fake boobs for $1million dollars

Holly Madison (pictured here holding what seems to be a giant new age vibrator, obviously some sort of a prize for her contribution to human kind) has insured her implants with Lloyds Of London for $1million, according to PEOPLE:

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”
Literally.
Madison appears topless during segments of the Vegas show, which, in her mind, made the insurance policy necessary. She also comprehends the quirkiness of it all.
“I think it’s kind of funny. I think they’re getting the credit they deserve,” she said. “They’re my primary money makers right now.

In related news, i have just insured these two bags of Cheetos on my desk for $250,000. They are my daily sustenance, so one can argue that without them i can’t make the $25 per week that i earn writing celebrity bullshit such as this one. You have to protect your assets in life. Holly taught me that.

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Holly Madison Takes Out Insurance Policy on Breasts



Holly Madison might not be the boob we think she is.

The heavy-topped model is apparently well aware of her one marketable asset and has taken out a $1 million insurance policy on her breasts.

Holly Madison Bikini Photograph

Holly did it to protect herself and those who appear in her Las Vegas production, Peepshow, Hef’s ex tells People:

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. I thought I’d cover my assets.”

To get a look at other women who might want to consider similar action, visit our gallery of bikini photos now!

[Photo: WENN.com]

Is This Why Russell Armstrong Killed Himself?



The autopsy results are in and the coroner has made it official: Russell Armstrong died by “hanging and the final manner of death is suicide.”

But why? Why did the estranged husband of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong take his own life? It’s a question that will never have an answer, but two theories have emerged:

The Armstrongs

1. Money problems. Russell was facing a $1.5 million lawsuit, had no assets to his name and told People weeks before his death: “It got really overwhelming. When you get a TV show involved and all the pressure, it just takes it to a whole new level.”

2. A tell-all book was reportedly on the way, according to Radar Online, that would have exposed Russell as a bisexual.

“There were people on the record that were going to talk about the kind of sex he liked,” a source said. “He was into S&M type stuff; choking, rough-housing and slapping.”

We hate to gossip in such a manner about the dead, but at times like this, it’s hard not to wonder. Bravo, meanwhile, might delay the premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as it considers all options in dealing with this tragedy.

Kim Kardashian Prenup Details: Who Keeps What?



Kim Kardashian is spending more time in court than she is… doing whatever the heck she actually does.

Aside from threatening Bret Lockett with a lawsuit for claiming the two had a fling, Kim has been drawing up a prenuptial agreement to protect herself against the possibility of divorce. Or, to be more accurate, Kris Jenner has been doing so.

She “drew up the contracts,” a source told Us Weekly of Jenner’s role in her daughter’s legal life. “Kim’s Beverly Hills home and all of her assets are protected… additionally, she keeps anything she earns during the marriage.”

Photograph of Kim Kardashian

Kris Humphries is a solid NBA power forward, of course, so he’ll still have millions when the couple’s reality TV contract runs out if they split.

“He does not receive anything if the marriage fails,” says the source. “He agreed to that. He’s not worried.”

[Photo: WENN.com]

Pippa Middleton Courted By Vivid



File this under things that are never gonna happen, but that Steven Hirsch throws out there anyway just to get his company’s name in the news.

The Vivid Entertainment CEO is offering Pippa Middleton $5 million.

Not even to star in a film, but for a single scene. Steve says Kate’s sister’s “beauty and attitude” would make her a huge adult star. The fact that there is an arse appreciation society in her honor and some racy pics online won’t hurt.

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Hirsch is also offering $1 million to another Middleton – Kate and Pippa’s brother James – to appear on-screen. Okay, now this is just getting weird.

In February 2009, Vivid offered Nadya Suleman $1 million to appear in a flick. She said no, but then Vivid reportedly bought the deed to her home.

They are dedicated, if nothing else. Fortunately for Pippa Middleton, she’s not likely to be swayed by money, given her own assets, the fact that she’s now Prince William’s sister-in-law and her own wealthy BF Alex Loudon.

[Photo: Fame Pictures]

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