Here’s Lindsay Lohan in court pretending to be a $5 Halloween costume, and while looking like shit does not prove the legitimacy of Michael Lohan’s claims, it does make one pause. Pause. Ok, she’s doing meth and crack.
Anyhoo, Michael Lohan followed up yesterday’s court hearing by going on Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell and saying Lindsay’s teeth (Which she’s since fixed.) are the result of smoking crack and/or meth. Which means he owes money to a bunch of bookies again and striking while the iron’s hot would get him the necessary funding.
“That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack,” Michael said about Lindsay’s brown teeth. When Velez-Mitchell asked him to clarify what he meant he point blank said his daughter is abusing illegal drugs.
“She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it.”
… “You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.”
But you can definitely kick a vagina or two and get invited for a cup of tea.