June 1st, 2011 
Locky 
OK Magazine desperately wants us to think that 5’2″ Kim Kardashian is having a baby with her basketball player fiance, 6’9″ Kris Humphries, a child which is expected to be of average height and made entirely of diamonds. (Think “sparkly Michelin man.”) However that’s not actually the case. Kim isn’t knocked up and OK magazine very well known that, but they needed a catchy headline on their cover so they just went along with any old lie. As Kim explained on her website earlier today.
This is crazy! I am NOT pregnant! Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant!
I can foresee lots of crazy, made up stories coming out in the near future and I certainly don’t have time to shut down every rumor. But believe that if you hear it from me, it will be true. Otherwise, don’t always believe what you read, dolls.
Pretty hilarious, since OK’s tag line is “the magazine the stars trust.” Somehow the editors managed to squeeze out four pages with quotes about Kim visiting the gynecologist, getting blood work, avoiding secondhand smoke, designing her nursery and so on.
Sweet, now that we’ve cleared that mess up, we can return back to our scheduled programming of pointing out how far the mighty have fallen! There was a time when Kim only dated elite Black athletes. Now she is forced to get knocked up (well not really like we just explained) before her half-Black, bench-warmer would put a ring on it. And unless Humphries had it on layaway, she probably paid for the ring herself.
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